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Senior Wordplay Correspondent Dayna Thompson explains why a watched pot never boils (it was probably tipped off), AND a special post-Olympics Q & A on the best of the puns.
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Who knew ancient rock formations could hold so much flavour?
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Somebody might swap them for an embarrassing subsitute, or something.
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The scandal they didn't want you to hear! Notorious vag-flasher remakes golden era of Hollywood!
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AKA: Herbert J. Freshfruit's Discontent.
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Fact: sufficiently moving monologues can cause inanimate objects to cry!
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Warning: this segment contains gratuitous references to '90s teen heartthrobs.
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You'll be crushed to death. Simple.
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In which "The Dark Dude" loses a hobby.
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Startling revelations about Gordon "Gargoyle" Ramsay's kitchen fittings.
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Yuri Gagarin's disastrous attempt at space race camaraderie.
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Also, "boogie woogie" piano solos gather no chicks.
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One canine actor's struggles with narcolepsy.
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A cautionary tale in revenge-based tanning.
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Neil Buchanan's journey from "Handbasket Heaven" to, um, conciliatory handbaskets.
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Who knew dingoes made such good chefs?
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You'll give yourself a hernia - not the most obvious moral lesson, but important nonetheless.
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...Unless they're bleached, botoxed and Bengal Tiger's to within an inch of their lives. Then they do quite well for themselves.
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They might be small and furry, with delicate little pink paws and tiny little baby faces, but they still require plenty of room when it's time to jitterbug.
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The epic tale of two brothers until now ignored by Hollywood and not-Hollywood alike.
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An ode to drugs, The Strokes, and Gary Coleman.
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A truly bizarre medical condition and an acting dynasty. The stuff dreams are made of.
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More to do with stone age economies than you might think.
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An old man from Iowa with a vendetta against yardsticks changes the face of yardstick phrases forever.
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