This weeks Not News includes the revelation that space is full of toxic grease according to the findings published in the Royal Astronomical Society. Also British protesters planning to launch a six metre “Trump Baby” balloon, this July, to make a stand against Trump’s visit to the UK. Finally making Not News is the shocking revelation that the daughter of David Warner looks like her father.

And for what should be in our headlines, it is now known that all Northern Territory children in detention are Indigenous, which has been labelled inhumane and ineffective prompting calls for changes in the justice system.