Let’s face it; winter is snuggle weather. But what do you do if you can’t find a bae for the chilly season?

While no one doubts that this is a viable option, I opted instead to have Denzel Jones, a dating coach from The School of Attraction, come and help me out with the online dating scene.

The problem is that most interactions on Tinder, Bumble, Grindr (+ whatever else the kids are using these days) follow the same uninspired formula. How is someone meant to find ‘the one’ when everyone, yourself included, has three standard responses to practically every conversation? Frankly, I’ve had more meaningful experiences in the Costco frozen section than I have on dating apps.

And at this point, Denzel rubs his hands together and works his fairy-godfather magic. He’s been in the coaching game for a while now, and his last project (another producer here at 2SER) is now happily in a relationship.

So, I gave Denzel my Tinder profile, and with it, the reigns of my love life.

Listen to our conversation above as we talk all things shirtless selfies, emoji etiquette and just general tinder nightmares. You do not want to miss this one.