Not news is our weekly segment where we sift through the news that made headlines that shouldn’t have, and find one story that we think deserves a bit more attention.

This week in Not News, Michael Jackson’s former hair stylist has suggested he could be alive and in hiding, Fox News host Pete Hegseth said he hasn’t washed his hands in ten years, an online investment company was forced to pull an advertisement sexualising British PM Theresa May offline and spicy chicken McNuggets are back.

Meanwhile Malaysia, one of the world’s biggest plastic importers, smothered a small town in 17,000 tonnes of waste following China’s ban on plastic waste.