This week on Not News, Geoff started off with ways to avoid the after lunch snack cravings. Another story was about Roxy Jacenko’s hardships and the release of her upcoming show ‘I am Roxy’ followed by other marketing nightmares like the axing of the Rove show. Geoff also brought up Ellen Degeneres’s new look after a haircut nightmare where she had to shave her hair off and reveal what her hair looked without that dyed blonde look she had run with for many years. All of this and more, this week on not the news.