This week in Not News, a plethora of Logies highlights and low-lights dominated headlines, Air New Zealand was slammed for not promoting local beef on its flights after it introduced a synthetic-meat burger into its menu, women’s body hair started appearing in ads and David Leyonhjelm continues to refuse to apologise for the sexist slurs that he made against Senator Sarah Hanson-Young.

So what important story got missed in this fray? In an attempt to save the world’s most endangered species, scientists have created hybrid white rhinoceros embryos using frozen sperm from the now-extinct male white northern rhinoceros.