Not News is our weekly segment where we talk about the ridiculous news dominating headlines, and find out about a news story that we should have been paying more attention to.

This week’s Not News was dominated by yet another Barnaby Joyce scandal now involving his autobiography, a new Fairfax initiative where you can find out how you are most likely to die based on your postcode, and a PR campaign thinly disguised as news. What were we applauding? P!NK’s backlash against the media after the meltdown following her Sydney concert cancellations.