Part Time Bomber – by Donald Trump
Part Time Bomber – by Donald Trump
Lyrics:
I called y’all up to let y’all know
I’m changing tact, I’m going rogue
Tomahawks explode…I’m a part time bomber
Syrians at threat…ill take the fight
And turn their darkness into bright
My name is Trump, the part time bomber
Even though Assad would never be so crass
Well go in…and siphon up that gas
We are enemies by day…and thieves by night
Neo-cons – will join me in the fight
Now Putin comes, and says to me
Why’d you attack, why’d you cross me
He should have known, Trumps a part time bomber
Big oil cries emergency
Natural gas pipeline cant be
I’ll till the field for you, ima part time bomber
Even though Assad would never be so crass
Well go in…and siphon up that gas
It makes no damn sense what Syria has done
But it suits us, and now he’s on the run
Even though Assad would never be so crass
Well go in…and siphon up that gas
We are enemies by day…and thieves by night
Neo-cons – will join me in the fight
So now I have something to confess
We set this up, the whole damn mess
So I could be Trump, the part time bomber
So now the Dems, who were deranged
Can have all of their Putin blame
Because Trump has played the game
Of a part time bomber
America the brave, part time bomber
Eating dinner with the Xi, part time bomber.
