In an announcement no one saw coming, Tim and Adam are revealed to be descended from English royalty. Will our heroes take on this responsibility with humility, sincerity, professionalism, and intuition?

I’ll be honest, they don’t, but they pay me to write these summaries and I’ve been taught not to bite the hand that feeds you so cut me some slack.

Thank you to Dom ‘The Pom’ for his help this week. Appreciate it, mate.